It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.

If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

A problem solved is a problem caused.