It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.

How would I know which one I was?

I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.

Every step starts with a step.