It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.

I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.

This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

How would I know which one I was?

We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.