When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.
Karl PilkingtonIt's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
Karl PilkingtonI really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.
Karl PilkingtonThe Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
Karl Pilkington