We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.

If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?

Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?

There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.

If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.