We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.

Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.

I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.