We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

We all just want to sit on our ass.