We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.