It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
If Dracula canโt see his reflection, how come his partingโs always neat?
Chinese people age overnight.
If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings
They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.