For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey

You never see an old man eating a Twix

I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.

Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.