For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.

The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.

All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.

By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.

The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.

I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, "I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be", then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, "I shouldn't be here!"

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.