For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!

I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.

There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.