I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.

People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.

This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly