A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.

The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.

The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.

I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.