A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!

We all just want to sit on our ass.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.

Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.