A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

Treat the world like a head.

I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.

For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.

I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting.