A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.

There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.

I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.

As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.

Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.

There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.