I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
Karl PilkingtonThe Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, โOh, God. Look at me hair today.โ
Karl PilkingtonWe're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
Karl PilkingtonThey keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.
Karl Pilkington