There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.

I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.

If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.

I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.

I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.