Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

Could the world fall?

If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

Treat the world like a head.

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.