Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes.
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
You don't get anything done by planning
It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?
I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.