There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.

Comedy's really subjective, you know.