There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.

Could the world fall?

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.

I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.

Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?