We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.

It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?

The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.

I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.

I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.

There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly