We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

Every problem solved is a problem made.

Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.