Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.
If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.
A dog has got human eyes.
Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.
They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.