We all just want to sit on our ass.

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

Every problem solved is a problem made.

They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.

People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.