We all just want to sit on our ass.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.

I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.

With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes.

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.