I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.

We all just want to sit on our ass.

We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.

People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?