I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.

My brain's just full of passwords.

That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.

Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.