I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.

Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes.

I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?

I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.