I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.

I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

You never see an old man eating a Twix

With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.