If Dracula canโt see his reflection, how come his partingโs always neat?
I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, "I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be", then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, "I shouldn't be here!"
It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep.
If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake?
It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?