All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.
Karl PilkingtonI think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
Karl PilkingtonI don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
Karl Pilkington