I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.

All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!

I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.

People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?

It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.