I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.

it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.

You never see an old man eating a Twix

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

My brain's just full of passwords.

When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.