People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?

Treat the world like a head.

I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.

If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good

There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.

Every problem solved is a problem made.

it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.