People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?

Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.