I could eat a knob at night.

I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?

Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.

Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.

When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.