Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!

If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.

Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.

If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.

People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins are intelligent…It just baffles me.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic