Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

I could eat a knob at night.

I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.

Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.

I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.