You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine?

This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.

I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.