You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.

A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.

Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush.

Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!

I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.