I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.