I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?

I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

There was some women in a café the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down with her mate and she was talkin' loudly goin' on about "oh the baby's lovely." They said it's got, er, lovely big eyes, er, really big hands and feet. Now that doesn't sound like a nice baby to me. I felt like sayin' it sounds like a frog. But I thought I don't know her, there's only so much you can say to a stranger. I don't know what kept me from sayin' it.

I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.