To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.