To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.

The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings

With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.