It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
You never see an old man eating a Twix
For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.