I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.

The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.

My brain's just full of passwords.

A dog has got human eyes.