I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it.

Could the world fall?

I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.

A dog has got human eyes.