There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.

It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey

I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.

I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else to drown it out at the time?