As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.
Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.