There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.

If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.

It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it.

If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?