I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.

For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.

You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.

Comedy's really subjective, you know.

We're just a weed in the universe

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.