I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.

We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about

The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’

They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

How would I know which one I was?