I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.

I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.