I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.

I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book.'

It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?

The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me.