At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?

We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...

I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.

They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.

What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?

For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.

People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?