At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?

I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.

I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.