They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else to drown it out at the time?

If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake?

Treat the world like a head.

So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine?

I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like.

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

A problem solved is a problem caused.