Could the world fall?
I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.
Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
Your dreams should never be better than your real life