Chinese people age overnight.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

Knowledge is almost annoying.

Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.

You never see an old man eating a Twix