Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe.

Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?

I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.