If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.

I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting.

We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.

Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.

You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.

I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.