Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.
If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep.
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.