If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.