Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.

The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.