Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.

That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog.

Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.

It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?