It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey

It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.

I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.

I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.

It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.