It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey

This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

You don't get anything done by planning

I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.

I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, "I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be", then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, "I shouldn't be here!"

There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.

The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.