You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.

Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.

I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.