The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.

Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.

It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.