I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.

I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.

I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.

A dog has got human eyes.

That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.

So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine?

If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.