Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.

You never see an old man eating a Twix

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.