If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.

it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.

We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.

I saw a bee have a heart attack.