That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog.
Karl PilkingtonIf you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
Karl PilkingtonI just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
Karl PilkingtonThis is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
Karl PilkingtonI say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
Karl Pilkington