Comedy's really subjective, you know.

What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?

Could the world fall?

There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.

I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut.

You never see an old man eating a Twix