Comedy's really subjective, you know.

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.

There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.

She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?

The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.