The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.

There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.

The Web is the new book though, innit?

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.

Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.