The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.