How would I know which one I was?
I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.
We're just a weed in the universe
They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.