The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.

If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good

It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.