The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

A dog has got human eyes.

I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.

I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.