Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.

I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it.

Knowledge is almost annoying.