Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.

A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.

My brain's just full of passwords.

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.