Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.

We all just want to sit on our ass.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!