All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.
Karl PilkingtonI thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
Karl PilkingtonMaking the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.
Karl Pilkington