I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.
We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings
I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.