If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe.
But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?
Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.
It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.