All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.

I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.

Chinese people age overnight.

I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.