I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?

I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.