I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

Could the world fall?

If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.