I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins are intelligent…It just baffles me.

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.