The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.