A dog has got human eyes.

I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.

It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?

I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.

it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!

Your dreams should never be better than your real life