A dog has got human eyes.

People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins are intelligent…It just baffles me.

Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.

For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.

I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.