Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.

Every problem solved is a problem made.

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.

The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.