Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.

When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.

I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

In the sea you've got to be constantly sort of alert. It's worse in the sea [than anywhere else in the animal kingdom]. In the sea you've got an enemy behind every rock.

At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.

I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.