Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?