It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine?

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.