It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.

Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.

We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.

I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting.

Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.